madonna: 20 years in 20 minutes. better than the original, fo real

zooming in = NSFW

just another day in SF

goldilocks and the myriad bears

kater's bailing point. come one, come all

wonder how much better this outfit looked before leaving the house

fulsom street fair: mummy, my eyes hurt

not so imaginary kater gordon! plus random asian lady in the background..

taking sarah's sunday brunch by storm

strays from a ny pitstop 2 - chelsea

strays from a ny pitstop. patty, puh-leaze!

please no inappropriations of the seussisms. please

in your head, zombies

ames and tony hawk, not jowling for the kama sutra baths

826 Valencia - no hogwash either

a one-track mind - a far cry from the old days

sf: sideline hos

not so imaginary a mary anymore!

manassas: katie just can't get enough

manassas: nice room, g!

nyc: a quintessential moment

nyc: jowling for cowgirls

nyc: jowling for gk1

`do you doorstep the chinese?'

stray rays of sunlight in the bitter north

guess journalists weren't the only ones fed up with finnish hospitality

ecofin = ecofun!

thank god for the Fatboys (TM) scattered around the media room during the interminable waits

lamest media event ever

so much for the finnish presidency of the eu's idea of media gift packets: t-shirts? please

Meera + Lordi

most exciting instant in Helsinki. getting to take your picture in front of a poster of the monster rocker winner of the Eurovision Song Contest '06. whoooop dee doo.

Thank you for smoking on my head

dinner and a movie date with ganz.
haven't had so much uninhibited fun since...sometime last week. but this girl somehow brings out the zany carnivore in me.

mmm, i guess so..... at least the Superman blight on Piazza del Popolo is gone.

also see: http://www.patrickmimranisadouchebag.com/images/

s&m *heart* GANZ

finally back from the recesses of croatia, having thankfully not fallen off a cliff during a panic attack.

`psst...check out nappy licking her lips as they bring the food.'

busted. yet again. poor naps was the only one whose food never even came

b flash also returns, bearing sexy, smoky, sultry gifts

bruni & steve return, bearing wintry gifts

no, she doesn't wear earrings and doesn't carry a purse. go with the hat & gloves

pre-bday dinner. f & s

Cassandra is born

copyright: sxg

`you're not wearing any underwear?'

a few shots later, f goes under the gun.

s&m's attempts to pull off the big surprise

s: how do you feel today?
f: nggggg
m: let's go for a walk!
f: nggggg. shall i bring maude?
s & m: NO!

5 min later...
m: umm..let's walk THIS way. i heard about this bar...
f: (starts dragging her feet) errr....guys?
s & m: look! it's a tattoo parlor! let's go in!
f: (faints)

`F, make sure you don't overdo tonight. tommorrow is a BIG day'

the eve of the Bday Surprise

f bday surprise, part 1

perhaps the closest she'll ever get to the mythical ck, but that's pretty damn close

oh dear...

Dear Madam,
We have received your request. You will receive a confirmation letter after the
Finnish Police authorities have carried out a security check.
Sincerely,

Secretariat for Finland's EU Presidency
Accreditation & Accommodation dept.
fax: +358 9 160 22 000

police? security check? um.